All right, so it's public news that I am expecting my first child in late February. While my 'real' life will probably have all the usual pastel-tinted, cutesy, lace-trimmed events and genuinely well-meaning but cliché platitudes, I'm hoping fandom will bring the fun stuff.

That means PORN and KID!FIC and whatever other joyful fanworks with that sort of theme you can think of. LET'S HAVE A FEST!



Art by cho_hakkai. GIANT thanks for the artwork! I'm a little in awe, tbh.

( READ ON )

I wrote this thing in what amounted to an online porn party, where chaostheorem, nightreveals and I all wrote our individual fics for asunder's Facial Fest over at dreamwidth. I must say, writing porn is better in a party environment.

Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1286
Warnings: None
Summary: Cobb is a cockblocker, Arthur is gets a faceful, and Eames gets a little more than that.
Beta: nightreveals

( Five Weeks )

I wrote this thing in what amounted to an online porn party, where chaostheorem, night_reveals and I all wrote our individual fics for asunder's Facial Fest over at dreamwidth. I must say, writing porn is better in a party environment.

Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1286
Warnings: None
Summary: Cobb is a cockblocker, Arthur is gets a faceful, and Eames gets a little more than that.
Beta: night_reveals

( Five Weeks )

First things first: I want to pimp metacheese's

Pan Fandom Friendship Fanworks Fest

If you make fanworks, you should contribute. Platonic love doesn't get enough play, in my opinion, although romance isn't ruled out in this fest. So you should go there. And make stuff. :D

Here's my contribution (which can be viewed at the source or here below the cut):

Characters, Pairings: Cobb, Arthur/Eames
Rating: G? Teen? I suck at rating anything that isn’t NC-17, sorry.
Word Count: 636
Warnings: None
Summary: The aftermath of Inception through the eyes of Cobb.

( Cobb Picks up the Pieces )

I wrote a wee thing for cherrybina's fluff meme. This is about as self-indulgent as I get. Fair warning.

Rating: G? PG-13? I suck at rating anything that isn’t NC-17, sorry.
Word Count: 282
Warnings: None
Summary: Sleepy Arthur is unguarded.

( In Somnis Veritas )

eamesie is, once again, at fault for this. She went and posted an incredible Tom Hardy picspam of the Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy wig and Tom's nipples. It threatened to take my brain offline entirely, but instead prompted me to write comment fic.

Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1056
Warnings: None
Summary: Arthur won't accept Eames's dismissal of his own assets.

( On with the nipple porn, please )