Hey there! First off, this journal contains lots of explicit sexual content. If you know me in real life and this makes you uncomfortable, please do us both a favour and click on to something else entirely. This isn't a journal exactly, so much as a place where I post fanfic. It's almost exclusively Inception fandom, but I'm branching out a little with my first Sherlock fic (which, incidentally, is a Sherlock/Inception crossover. Baby steps.)
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What to expect in my storiesSince this journal will feature porn quite heavily, I'll let you know my kinks and preferences so you have an idea what to expect in my stories.
- I ship Arthur/Eames
- I'll take a side order of Ariadne/Yusuf (or Ariadne/Cobb) but Arthur/Eames is my OTP
- Slash. I write almost exclusively m/m, with the occasional genderswap or crossdressing kink thrown in.
- Explicit descriptions of: blowjobs, rimming, felching, the moment of penetration, coming, and basically anything I think is hot about whatever particular situation I’m writing about. I try to keep it fresh and steer clear of repeating myself, but I'll let you judge whether I've achieved that in even the smallest measure.
- Adults having adult sex - I usually like my men to be men. Sometimes it's a little rough as they scrape their unfinished edges against each other. Sometimes I like them loving. Check the tags and summary for which kind it is.
- Underage - What can I say? Nothing dark or overly creepy, though YMMV. I only have a few and there are warnings at the start of every fic, so please heed them.
Permissions to use my workYou are more than welcome to podfic, make art, write follow-ups, side stories, whatever takes your fancy. But please let me know so I can
Master Fic ListNote: These are all Arthur/Eames. I will specify if I ever write anything else.
- A Time for Succour: Livejournal or AO3 - A porny interlude for Bad Boy Made Good, before the continuation of the story. This is lactation and belly kink while Arthur is about 6 months pregnant.
- Theme and Variations: Livejournal or AO3 - For Inception Reverse Bang for art by neomeruru. This is a reincarnation story with five iterations of love between Arthur and Eames.
- Riomaggiore: Livejournal or AO3 - A fluffy romantic fic where Arthur and Eames hook up, drift apart, then Arthur comes back with a quietly grand gesture and Eames is a bit clueless.
- The Silver Case: Livejournal or AO3 - A BBC Sherlock/Inception crossover in which Sherlock falls, only to wake up to find himself under the gaze of John and the Inception team. He solves a case and refuses to stop using the PASIV as an aid. This was written for the Sherlock Reverse Bang for art by neomeruru.
- Tapping Arthur's Subconscious: Livejournal or AO3 - Arthur/projection!Arthur/Eames.
- Pray for a Stiff Wind: Livejournal or AO3 - a pirate AU bit of porn with some dubcon verging on noncon. Or the other way around. Whatever.
- Make It Mean: Livejournal or AO3 - My Inception Big Bang with art by sin_repent. Be warned, it's dark.
- Five Weeks: Livejournal or AO3 - The desperate little facial fic that has Arthur topping and Cobb aghast
- Bad Boy Made Good: Livejournal or AO3 - With Eames as an MMA fighter, Arthur as his supportive husband, and some very good news. Warnings for mpreg.
- The Drag of Skin Against Skin: Livejournal or AO3 - top!Arthur's in drag for a job. With art by neomeruru!
- Taking Care: Livejournal or AO3 - Fluffy pregnant!Eames bit of porn
- 11:43 to Windermere: Livejournal or AO3 - The foreskin-playful blowjob on a late night train in England.
- Obstructed View: Livejournal or AO3 - Ariadne accidentally witnesses something she wasn't meant to see.
- Scorch: Livejournal or AO3 - The alpha/omega fic with the self-lubricating ass, mpreg and claiming.
- Flip: Livejournal or AO3 - Arthur's never bottomed before.
- Safe Places: Livejournal or AO3 - The night of Mal's funeral, Arthur heads home; he discovers that safe places aren't places, they're people. A submission for ae-match.
- Greater than Want, Deeper than Need: Livejournal only for now - aka "Skin Hunger". In a world where touch is as necessary as food and water, Arthur and Eames are forced to face the consequences of their livelihood. A submission for ae-match.
- The Last of the Port Charlotte 8: Livejournal or AO3 - It was a long and full life, but that doesn't make this any easier. The one in which they grew old together, and "forever" wasn't, really. A submission for ae-match. Also check out the amazing podfic of this done by sparrow_hubris: available here
- Adrift: Livejournal or AO3 - The Depression-era AU with drifter!Eames and runaway!Arthur
- Learning Curve: Livejournal or AO3 - Eames forges a woman to teach bb!Arthur how to go down.
- To Kiss Fingerprinted Skin: Livejournal or AO3 - Arthur is in a relationship and cheating with Eames.
- Highway 16: Livejournal or AO3 - On a dark stretch of highway, Arthur and Eames hope to survive a high speed chase.
- Murder Your Darlings Project: Livejournal or AO3 (my portion only) - Link to ae-match submission of a collaborative work between artist neomeruru and two other writers. Three fics, one artwork, dark, twisted ambiguity.
- This Sentimentality Doesn’t Look Good On Me: Livejournal or AO3 - ae-match entry for Team Angst. A No Strings Attached relationship isn’t quite what it was supposed to be.
- At the Two Lions: Livejournal or AO3 - At the pub, a little drunk, a lot flirty.
- The Cure for Embitterment: Livejournal or AO3 - Eames has a bad day; Arthur comforts him. Contains feelings of the fluffy variety.
- Alpha: Livejournal or AO3 - Arthur and Eames are both werewolves who battle it out to determine who's Alpha Male. Contains claiming, marking, and knotting.
- Under My Roof: Livejournal or AO3 - underage!girl!Eames, singledad!Arthur, an argument, and some spanking
- The Better to See You With: Livejournal or AO3 - the Little Red Riding Hood AU
- Savage: Livejournal or AO3 - the testosterone overload fic
- Savage 2: Livejournal or AO3 - the day after, with Arthur/Eames/projection!Eames
- Under that Staid Exterior: Livejournal or AO3 - Arthur talks dirty and gets toppy
- No Safe Haven: Livejournal or AO3 - the underage incest fic.
- Clothed: Livejournal or AO3 - in the warehouse after hours, first-time fully clothed fucking
- Impromptu: Livejournal or AO3 - music porn and finger fetishization in which Arthur and Eames make a godawful mess of a grand piano
- Educating the Young: Livejournal or AO3 - underage!Arthur's educational blowjob and rimming
- Educating the Young (Sequel) : Livejournal or AO3 - underage!Arthur's first anal sex experience; Eames takes care of him
- Oral Fixation: Livejournal or AO3 - Eames is frazzled and works too hard. Arthur comforts him. By feeding him his dick. No, seriously, this is less cracky than it sounds.
Ficlets and Commentfic
- Cobb Picks up the Pieces - A Cobb-centric snippet of life post-inception, forgiveness, and an oblique reference to Arthur/Eames.
- In Somnis Veritas - the fluffiest fluff that ever fluffed. First time "I love you"s.
- An Ode to Eames's Nipples - What it says on the tin.
- Seemed Rational at 3 a.m. (link to ohfreckle’s journal) - As part of the Wank Fest, I wrote this thing that's part phone sex, part feelings, all wanking. Non-established relationship.
- Begging!Arthur (link to cherrybina 's journal) - the one with the text message from A: "Come back to the hotel. This dildo isn't cutting it."
- Breathe - the non-porn boxing ficlet
- More Educating the Young Porn - This is just more porn from EtY 'verse. It's unfinished and has nothing more than porn.
- Myosotis - An angsty little thing that leads to the first time they kiss and mean "I love you".
Collections - Drabbles and Tweets
- Last Drabble Writer Standing: Round 4 - My submissions for ae-ldws. I placed third overall.
- Last Drabble Writer Standing: Lightning Round (Round 3) - These are my submissions for ae-ldws, which I won in the end. \o/
- Tweet Porn Archive - This is a collection of all the tweets from the fests and other ones that were only posted on Twitter.
- Tweet Collection for Ribaldry & Rage Week (link to night_reveals’ journal) - What it says on the tin: a collection of eleven violent sex tweets.
- Tweet Collection for Fat Cock Vivant Week (link to night_reveals’ journal) - Another collection, this time food-porn centred.
- Twitter - I'll add you back if you have anything that looks like a legitimate person, especially one in fandom, in your profile.
- Tumblr - If you’re interested in my porn/fandom tumblr, be aware that it is very, very nsfw. But follow away if you want a dash full of gay porn, Tom Hardy, JGL and an assortment of other people I deem rebloggable. Note that I also reblog a lot of BBC Sherlock stuff, a little less Film Sherlock stuff, and I dabble in other fandoms like the Avengers.
- Archive of our Own - I duplicate all of my posts at AO3, with the exception of the Skin Hunger one which is going to get a final edit before posting.
- Dreamwidth - It's a direct replica of my LJ, although I still get notifications for comments made there if you prefer it.