Hi I sneaked in
I thought about giving it a go with a different approach, not thinking of it as a tale but just an au story and well, here I am, commenting about how great this is!

Now I actually wonder would it be possible to use sap (from birches)as lube.
And, I might have the right kick I need! You help me even in the times we don't think so : D rather poetic forgive me -off to write some rockclimbing